Valentines Schmalentines
It's a friggin con I tells thee.
It's the Anti Yorkie Bar. Just for girls. If you fail to get anything for Valentines, you can forget your relationship. And if you dont get a decent pressie, kiss goodbye to sex. If you cant accept that love is a year long thing...
Roses. Bloody £50! Champagne? add a tenner on. Chocolates £5 for about half a dozen.
It's a ruddy rip off.
From a bitter man, cos he ain't got a Valentine this year? Nah... not at all
However should you fall out with your fella laydees, j-ho love is all year love. Experience not necessary.... aiiiii!
It's the Anti Yorkie Bar. Just for girls. If you fail to get anything for Valentines, you can forget your relationship. And if you dont get a decent pressie, kiss goodbye to sex. If you cant accept that love is a year long thing...
Roses. Bloody £50! Champagne? add a tenner on. Chocolates £5 for about half a dozen.
It's a ruddy rip off.
From a bitter man, cos he ain't got a Valentine this year? Nah... not at all
However should you fall out with your fella laydees, j-ho love is all year love. Experience not necessary.... aiiiii!
posted by J-ho at 8:20 AM
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